So, if you may remember, I've been helping a bud of mine, Prince Conjure, work on a series of stories in which a seemingly random pony challenges Anon to a rap battle. We've done Fluttershy first, and Maud after that, but now it's time for Princess Celestia.
I didn't write this story solo, in fact, I'm more of the assist for this one. My good mate Prince Conjure just posted a story called Maud Pie Challenges Me To A Rap Battle. It is exactly what it sounds like, and it is utterly hilarious. I recommend a read. I wrote a couple of lines and helped him get it off the ground, and I aided him in fitting one of, if not the absolute, longest words in the English dictionary into a rhyme. Wanna see it?
Follow-up to MlpHero's blog post, maybe I'll make more of these, who knows. Enjoy the sweet revenge!
"Hey! Princess!"
"General Tempest? What-"
"What's this I heard from Hero about you insulting his songs?"
"Well, I wasn't wrong, his songs are anti-Equestrian and don't even get me started on the lyri-"
Co-Written with Blu
“Melody Song- even though you’re good at everything, the only thing you can’t beat me at is compliments!”
“What?! No way, I’m the best around!”
“You mean the best around before I stepped onto the scene.”
“No way! I’m the best, no one’s better!”
“Alright, that’s it! Enough! I’ve had it, I’m done! Mhm, you heard me! No more!”
“What are you talking about?”
“Look, I’m a writer, okay? I do so much stuff with my other content! And yet, the Rap Battles are more popular than my own stories! I can’t do it anymore!”
“Giving up so soon? There’s so many-”
Hey, anyone got any ideas for more rap battle pairs? In case you haven't seen them, just so you know, here's the ones I have so far:
Tempest Shadow v.s Twilight Sparkle -done
Ocellus Iris v.s Pharynx Elytron -done
Melody Song v.s Heath -done
Thorax Glyder v.s Pharynx Elytron -to do
Venom Stinger v.s Pharynx Elytron -to post
I only have one rule: if it's an OC, it must be an OC I've heard of, so I know how to write them
Any ideas? Seriously, I need ideas
“What do you mean ‘you’re the better protector’?!”
“Exactly what I said. It is literally my job to protect Thorax.”
“So?! I’d die for him!”
“And he’d throw himself in front of a crossbow to protect you.”
“Oh, and he wouldn’t for you?”
“So… why are we doing this again?”
“Because Melody’s making us.”
“No! We’re doing this because it’s fun!”
“So far it hasn’t been fun.”
“Okay, so maybe you got beat up last time-”
“Wait, what?”
“-But this time, you’re doing it with Tempest, she wouldn’t hurt her own boyfriend.”
“Welcome all to another Epic! Rap! Battle! Of! Equestriaaaa! Today we have Pharynx Elytrooon verses Thorax Glydeeer!”
“I still don’t know how you two talked me into doing this again.”
“Because you’d win any kind of physical fight.”
“And this is more fun! Okay, let’s start!”
“Ugh…”
“Okay, so do you both understand the rules?”
“Yes.”
“Yes, mom.”
“No sass mister. Okay, ready?”
“You’re going down, Elytron.”
“That’s what you think, Stinger.”
“Epic Rap Battles of Equestria! Venom Stinger v.s. Pharynx Elytron! Begin!”
Listen up, Ven, who you think you’re dealing with?
And now! The Rap Battle you’ve ALL been waiting for!!!! Metamorphosis Brook…!
Versus Elle-I-don’t-even-know-her-last-name…!
Opponents ready, and… BEGIN!
Don’t know why you step to me like you are the original
You fight for his attention with ambiguous intentions
I don’t understand where this shit is gonna get you
... the rap battle. 
“Why do you have to be so annoying?”
“Hey! I’m just trying to explain it to you! The history of the language is-”
“Long and boring. Also, unnecessary to learn.”
“...Fascinating and intriguing.”
“‘Fascinating’ and ‘intriguing’ mean the same thing!”
Last week's mashup of crossover sludge is done. Related note, if you haven't seen Endgame yet and you're invested in the Marvel movies, you're doing yourself an enormous disservice.
Last week's generic edgelord stuff is finished. Enjoy, if that's possible.
This week's a twofer celebration: Tuesday's release of Mortal Kombat 11 and Friday's release of Avengers: Endgame. If you know me, you can probably guess which is more exciting to me. Either way, we're gonna crossover about it.
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